Lil Wayne Gets Screwed

Goddamn. Lil Wayne’s getting the shaft. The terms of his probation state that he isn’t allowed to consume any alcoholic beverages for the next 3 years and isn’t allowed to associate with anyone with a criminal record without written approval from the probation department. He also has to submit to random drug testing throughout the course of his probation. Seriously? Isn’t this a bit much? Lindsay Lohan can get away with drinking while wearing an ankle bracelet and plow through baby strollers with her car and serve maybe a week in jail… but Lil Wayne, who actually served almost a year in jail, is not even allowed to have some damn champagne? It’s not like he actually shot someone. The random drug testing is pretty standard, but let the man have a drink, for Christ’s sake! If he violates any of the terms, he will have to go back to jail and serve the remainder of his sentence. It seems like they are making an example out of Wayne. I call shenanigans!


Lil Wayne Is Breakin Outta the Slammer

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Drake tweeted earlier today: “Between the hours of 1 – 2am…WEEZY IS COMING HOME.” He’s been locked up since March 8, and will get out having served 80% of his sentence for attempted gun possession. He’s been posting regularly on and just yesterday added one final letter before his release:

“As I greet you all in my last days on this island, I must reflect. I think back to when I first arrived and I had no clue of what I’d be experiencing. I was never scared, worried, nor bothered by the situation. For that, I thank God, my family, and you, my amazing fans. I prayed for you all every night, as I’m aware that I was in your prayers as well.”

It goes on for awhile and you can read the full post here. I, for one, can’t wait to see what kinda stuff he came up with after being locked up for all that time. The man is a beast. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got a new mixtape already waiting for us when we wake up tomorrow. Even Bill Clinton threw in his two cents on the matter, saying, “This guy’s smart, and he’s got ability, and he’s got a new chance now. What I hope will happen is that he has a good life now.” Well, when you have Clinton in your corner, you know you’re gonna be alright. Cough.