I don’t follow rules well.
No headache, heartburn or nausea when I woke up in the morning, but I took one sip of that first celery concoction and poured the rest out. I also only drank about 3/4 each of all the other juices because they’re too fucking sweet.
And I ate some nuts. And later some pretzels. Whoops.
My head has been foggy but otherwise I feel alright. Shockingly, I’m not hungry. I gave in and ate some solid food mostly because I needed something to cut all the sugar.
I’m ducking out of social activities with people because I can’t bring myself to explain that I am drinking juice and can’t eat food or drink alcohol with them (what else is there?), even though in LA that’s probably not the most uncommon excuse.
I officially don’t believe that this is “detoxing” or good for you, because no human being should be consuming this much sugar in a day, let alone for days in a row. This is coming from a girl who could house 4 cupcakes and ask for one more.
I’m shutting this down after Thursday, unless I wake up with either A) superpowers, B) washboard abs, or C) washboard abs with superpowers.