Charlie Sheen’s recent manic mental breakdown/drug-fueled interview with any and every media outlet that will pay attention has been a goldmine of crazy. The amount of egomaniacal quotables he’s throwing out is both hilarious and jaw-droppingly scary. I mean, if this guy really believes the shit he’s saying he should be in a straitjacket. But no, because he’s rich and famous he’s in a mansion surrounded by pornstars and probably (definitely) copious amounts of blow. God Bless America. Anyways, here’s Jimmy Fallon doing a spot-on impersonation of Charlie in a fake commercial for a new fragance called.. what else? Winning.
He forgot one of my personal favorites: “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin rockstar from Mars.” Dude, story of my life.