Pink may have climbed off of her flying trapeze long enough to reproduce! UsMagazine is reporting that she and Corey Hart are expecting a baby. The news should probably be taken with a grain of salt, since it IS Us Magazine. Let’s look at some of Pink’s recent tweets and see if we can construe them enough to mean she’s knocked up!
@pink: my hubby @hartluck is on fire this morning.
OH RLY? He was sooo impregnating her.
@pink: and of course an ice cream sundae for desert. with melted peanut butter and melted marshmallows and reeses pieces on top.
Sounds like a recipe for a fat ass! Maybe she doesn’t care because she’s going to be gaining a few anyway? Hmmm?! (I’m ignoring the fact that I eat stuff like this everyday. Sob.)
@pink: I got so much done today. i feel completely capable of domesticity. how long will this last til’ i’m climbing the walls? we shall see.
DOMESTICITY, EH??? Sounds like celebrity code for “I’m pregnant, bitches” to me.
@pink: Thinkin about hibernating for winter.
We bet you are.
She didn’t give me much to work with. Congrats, Pink. Or if you aren’t pregnant, my bad for calling you a fatass.