I know I can be a bitch sometimes. I’m sorry, I blame it on my cynical outlook on the world and people in general. Getting made fun of too much as a child? Whatever it is, I know I can embody the true essence of a megafuckton o’bitch at times.
But as bitchy as I can be, it’s very hard for me to blatantly reject a guy. I mean, I understand it takes balls and courage and what have you to work up the nerve to ask a girl to go out/hang out/wang out/get a drink/eat a meal/watch a stupid movie/sit on your face/whatever. Even the least intimidating girl in the universe can seem intimidating when it’s time to lay your dick on the line and hope she doesn’t smack it away. This is why I will never ask a guy out in my life. I cannot bear the thought of possible rejection. Or having my dick smacked away. Call me a pussy, I know I deserve it.
All this being said, if you ask a girl out and she politely says she’s busy or unavailable, and makes no suggestion of rescheduling, you can pretty much take that as a foolproof sign of her disinterest. Especially if you’ve tried more than once with the same results. She likes you but isn’t in like with you. She thinks she should be placing her tulips on someone else’s organ. She has to wash her hair every night for the rest of her life and you can’t help. She just ain’t interested, brosef. It’s not personal. Or, okay, it is, I guess, but either way, don’t waste your time on the broad. Seriously, screw her. This should be pretty obvious, yes?
Unfortunately…..no, not always. (more…)